hello internet! hello world wide web! hello conspiracy theorist, pornographers, music thieves and pop up salesmen!
hello penis enlargers! hello free credit checkers! hello christian, hipster, amputee, and std positive dating sites!
hello no money down! hello name your own price! hello auctioneers, over-stockers, dent and scratchers, and repo men!
hello NSA! hello jealous ex-girlfriend! hello mom... on facebook.
man, it seems there's already a lot going on.
i hope you all won't mind if i rope off a few megabytes of cyberspace to call my own.